Ponderosas!

Last night I was reading a few diet pill reviews and I saw the diet pill my grandma is taking. The diet pill phentermine is one of the best diet pills on the market and may want to buy diet pill.

I like fat burning pills, so much so that I named my dog Fat Burning Diet Pills. People at the dog park look at me funny, but I just burn fat fast all over their face so fast that they’re all confused and junk. I take my dog on a fat burning exercise and fill him to the brim with the best fat burning pills. He doesn’t move very much anymore and he’s starting to smell funky, I hope he’s okay.

Hippies know how to lose weight and they sure lose weight fast. Which is weird when you think about it. Hippies smoke a lot of pot, which makes them hungry, so why are they skinny as balls? Because they know how to how to lose weight and also the grammatically incorrect version of how lose weight. They stay skinny so they can hide bongs in their pants when they go to Phish concerts and Burning Man Festivals. Lose weight quick and you too can be a burden to society.

My cat hates fat burning because cats usually don’t care about anything. He’s morbidly obese, like Garfield but even less funny, if that’s possible. I told him to muscle burn fat and even burn fat fast but all he wants to eat is lasagna and kick Odie off the table. Little does he know I’m feeding him fat burning foods and putting him on a top secret fat burning diet. What a stupid pussy…cat.