Ponderosas!

I like fat burning pills, so much so that I named my dog Fat Burning Diet Pills. People at the dog park look at me funny, but I just burn fat fast all over their face so fast that they’re all confused and junk. I take my dog on a fat burning exercise and fill him to the brim with the best fat burning pills. He doesn’t move very much anymore and he’s starting to smell funky, I hope he’s okay.

My cat hates fat burning because cats usually don’t care about anything. He’s morbidly obese, like Garfield but even less funny, if that’s possible. I told him to muscle burn fat and even burn fat fast but all he wants to eat is lasagna and kick Odie off the table. Little does he know I’m feeding him fat burning foods and putting him on a top secret fat burning diet. What a stupid pussy…cat.