Ponderosas!

So there’s this new dance called the energy pills shuffle, it’s pretty lame but it’s sweeping the nation with all its energy pill glory. You energy weight loss diet pill to the left and then you energy diet pill to the right. That’s pretty much it, I really don’t get its appeal. Though I did hear that you get the best energy pills if you do it, but still, what’s the point?

You know what made Lincoln a good president? energy pills! He only took the best energy pills, and made fun of people that didn’t take best energy diet pill. Why do you think he was shot? Four score and seven diet and energy pills ago, blah blah blah, energy diet pill.