Ponderosas!

I like fat burning pills, so much so that I named my dog Fat Burning Diet Pills. People at the dog park look at me funny, but I just burn fat fast all over their face so fast that they’re all confused and junk. I take my dog on a fat burning exercise and fill him to the brim with the best fat burning pills. He doesn’t move very much anymore and he’s starting to smell funky, I hope he’s okay.