Ponderosas!

Hippies know how to lose weight and they sure lose weight fast. Which is weird when you think about it. Hippies smoke a lot of pot, which makes them hungry, so why are they skinny as balls? Because they know how to how to lose weight and also the grammatically incorrect version of how lose weight. They stay skinny so they can hide bongs in their pants when they go to Phish concerts and Burning Man Festivals. Lose weight quick and you too can be a burden to society.